Opposite of December

You’re ruining it for the rest of us! FUCK OFF!

I’m not the one that put on 30 pounds in a year, so I don’t think you’re in much of a position to talk, bitch <3

THE MISFITS WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST AT PERFORMING ASTRO ZOMBIES! LEAVE IT TO THE PROS ;D (But you all still did good <3)

Our problem is you are either too immature or too old. <3

We get that you are in love, so my question is: who the fuck else are you trying to convince? People who don’t fucking know you don’t want to know how “happily in love” you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are, okay? So, please: Stop being camera whores and go on a fucking date.

                      Sincerely,

                          The entire fucking Universe…

Just because it’s proof that average human beings can be just as awesome as rockstars :)

I had to post this and I was lead to this video by Kingsley. Do you all remember like…years ago, there was a group named the Cheetah Girls? Well, Kiely Williams of the Cheetah Girls came out with a video awhile back that I had no idea existed. I thought she burned out when the Cheetah Girls just stopped fucking making movies and music, but no. She made a music video/song called ‘Spectacular”. Okay, the song itself is a fucking disaster. Here are some lyrics that Kingsley pointed out that were just disturbing: “I hope he used a rubber, or Imma be in trouble” & “He must have blown a track out when he was blowing my back out”. If those are not the words of a dried-up, little-to-no-talent whore, then I have no idea what the fuck is. This video was poorly shot. I swear to God, Disney could’ve payed this bitch a bit better to at least make a video that masks the horrible song. That’s the LEAST they could’ve done. No, they fund bitches like Miley Cyrus who has five boys spread her legs on a German TV channel when she was performing. Kiely turns around, gets fucked up, walks into a damn club, starts grinding on a damn wall, brings home the ugliest fucker in that place, bangs him at her house (and by the “blowing my back out” part, I’m assumin they went all assplay for this one), and then sings abotu how he could do her again because the sex was so spectacular. Bitch, nobody gives a fuck. You banged a fucking ugly monkey-looking dude. That’s nothing to brag about. The dude looked like he probably had tons of STDs up in his junk. Damn right, he better have used a fucking rubber! She was the innocent, baby Cheetah Girl and now she is the biggest damn slut out of all of them. The other 3 backedo ut with grace. Kiely, on the other hand, had to go out with a raunchy ass song, followed by a fucking crappy and even more raunchy video. This is a fucking embarassment. Disgusting…

How much money do I have on me? …Yeah, that should do it. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, MUTHERFUCKER!

Why the fuck did you make another song when everybody clearly hated the first one? And now, you’ve made an even worse song. Fuck you, you little prick!

My friends come to me for relationship advice. I’m sorry, bitch. Does my nametag or birth certificate say “Oprah” on it?

“This is my theory of penises and vaginas. Penises are all like ‘Oh, I’m a penis. Imma eat you!’ and vaginas are all like “why, hello! Let me welcome you in and make you some cookies!” Thank you for that, Sabrina :)

  Guess who’s not getting sleep tonight? ;)